Health, Embarrassing and Awkward: Stuck with you - FML

Stuck with you

By Lance - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with Super Glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

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Top comments

mutantcow 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:03

"without thinking" is right.

kevint9911 15

Friday 29 January 2010 1:02

haha, that got to hurt to get it off

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tylemire360 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:57

You totally deserved it! So my headphones broke and I'm going to fix them with superglue cuz I'm cheap and I can't afford to go to dollarama and get new ones (the super glue probably cost more than the headphones dumb ass) but no I have to super glue them to my ears cuz I am the biggest dumbass in the world ! :P

Twin_Uzis 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:01

I call fake because that would burn like hell.

Jrsrusty 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:02

YDI. imma call fake lol cause y would u put glue on the outside of the part that goes in your ear...

Rickymonkeypants 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:14

meh....fyl

bocababe77 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:21

haha!!

CronosDage 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:21

fail. 50!

BedSheets 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:24

Smooth..

lizh_fml 9

Friday 29 January 2010 2:24

g

jamieboy11 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:26

tht really sucks

MissOriginal 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:32

So as ur writing this ur headphones are glued to ur ears.......? FAKE

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