Health, Embarrassing and Awkward: Stuck with you

Stuck with you

By Lance - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with Super Glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

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mutantcow 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:03

"without thinking" is right.

kevint9911 15

Friday 29 January 2010 1:02

haha, that got to hurt to get it off

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BSPiotr 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:08

You dont sweat around your ears?

Dethlord101 0

Friday 29 January 2010 21:36

thats failblog..

Wii624 5

Friday 29 January 2010 21:37

Americans... You should have waited a minute for it to dry!

meatt006 0

Friday 29 January 2010 22:28

..the hell?! Way to stereotype all Americans, you ignorant bastard. Think before you type.

Twin_Uzis 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:12

I call fake because that would burn like hell.

buttshapedfruit 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:30

haha pwned!! guess u just got played foo! lmao

g0o0_dj 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:34

haha smooth

Anarith 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:47

i think this one is made up, nobody does that, it's just not possible

kayPandastyle 15

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:33

de-de-deeeeeeee!!! lol duhh but still that's funny let's not put glue in ours next time lol

TooBadd 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:59

what an idiot. r u really that stupid!?

Jaay_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 5:13

that sucks... maybe it would be smart to wait before listening to music... just saying

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