Transportation, Alcohol, Cars Cops Straight to jail

Straight to jail

breathalizard - 02/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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jagerbombs - 30/12/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML

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porkabye - 02/08/2014 23:44 - United States - Duluth

Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop. He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it on my breath. He smelt his own breath. FML

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The_failure -

Today, I found myself sitting in the bathroom at work searching the internet for the alcohol and caloric content of cool mint Listerine. I now believe that I may have a problem. FML

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schoolgrlstaci - 07/04/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML

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shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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Gg - 23/07/2009 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2010 12:28 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML

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Anonymous - - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I tried using hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML

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I_Deserved_It 10

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:03

... how could you not have known that? Oh, and YDI for drunk driving.

kscott88 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:04

You're an idiot for multiple reasons. A) Driving drunk B) Not knowing that most mouthwashes have a high alcohol content C) Keeping mouthwash for emergency reasons

butteredtoast 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:10

YDI for driving drunk!!! And who doesn't know that there's alcohol in mouthwash? Honestly, I believe you're either lying about the 2.37 or exaggerating. That's literally not physically possible. There isn't THAT much alcohol in mouthwash.

noodles08 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:10

Idiot.

dcubed121 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:10

your an idiot for risking my life and those of other innocents.

judgeymcjudge 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:10

Ugh, even worse than the fact you seem to think it's OK to drink and drive is the fact you think you deserve sympathy for being busted when trying to cover it up. **** off and die. YDI.

artkid 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:11

In conclusion...you are a terrible person.

raegoesrawrr 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:11

smart one. have you never seen movies where they show alcoholics like drinking mouth wash

Chatspeak 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:11

# 26, I was trying to change my thing, because I was confused at what he said :P Dont ask why. I was actually changing it to "it will barely affect your breathalyzer test" but my two minutes were up..xD

rockonCB4 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:11

ROTFLOL. You absolute retard. I bet the officer was like "WTF." Besides, you don't deserve anyone's sympathy for drinking and driving.

chazzzzz 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:12

I'm a bicyclist, and **** you. YDI

dreamofme 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:12

If' you're one of those people who thinks they know their limit and can drive just fine with a couple of drinks in you, you've just been proven wrong. You got pulled over for a reason. And you were obviously too drunk to operate a motor vehicle. If you're not one of those people and you drove anyway, shame on you for thinking you getting home was more important that the potential people you could've killed.