dad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ed5509
Chesapeake, United States
Revelations
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
MGZ
United States
Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
OhFseriously123
Italy 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Oops54321
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
angrymother
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
All kinds of wrong
Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML
awskme
France 🌶️ Spicy
Disrespectful
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
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MissFae 0
Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex? We're gonna see your wife posting here next...
Edmund_Dantes 0
"in a minute!"
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Simp_fml 0
What a sassy kid.
crazy17 0
haha... im the daughter. my parents put this up. i found them on there computer the other day on this. i texted "stop" to them. i couldnt stand it any longer...
Bshaw 0
Yes your daughter was out of place to say that but you have to realize that she didn't ask to be born, and shouldn't have to hear that. Did you like hearing your parents do it? And all of you who say it's not disturbing to hear your parents have sex or teach her lesson are just as big of pigs as the father. Yeah it's natural, but there's a time and place for everything.
linzey 0
what gets me is you stopped to read it. hahaha. in the mist of sex you stopped to read a text message
Colelove21 0
That is hilarious
k_tumble 0
#13 - you are legend. I agree with #4 haha that would have been fantastic. We're totally gonna get another post on the site sson saying 'Today, I was having sex with my husband when he starts texting his daughter halfway through.'
blackbetty_fml 0
"stfu, this is how we made you"
Hello_Cthulhu 0
I'm at a bit of a standstill; I agree with both sides of this comment debate. Before my long winded opinion stating, I would like to add that I'm a sixteen year old girl, and I feel like I can relate to a fourteen year old caught in this situation. On the one hand, I've been freaked out before when hearing my mom and her boyfriend having sex when I was eleven, although honestly I was more freaked out at the noises than the fact that it was sex. When she explained that that's what it was, I was fine and didn't care anymore. I've never had a problem with my Mom's sexuality- she's bisexual, polyamourus, and very kinky- and in fact we're both very open about it and sometimes joke with each other about the fact that her door IS only about four feet away from mine, but she also respects my boundaries as well, asking whether I'd like her to spend the night somewhere else instead. I think it was insensitive of your daughter to text that, but maybe you two should have a long talk about where each of your boundaries are, and what you both can deal with. I've been on the recieving end of this before and yes, it can be EXTREMELY awkward, but I've never been scarred from it. However, I also agree that it was somewhat insensitive of you to be having sex when she could obviously hear. My advice is to talk with her abut what's comfortable for the two of you. LAthough honestly, everyone, it really depends on what everyone involved is like, and how open they are. Just puttin' my two cents in. Can't belieave I wasted that much time on this, I better go to sleep... ^-^
Hello_Cthulhu 0
also, #120? *high fives* ^-^
soggywoffles 0
LMFAO at #11