Stop

By dad - 03/03/2009 22:28 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
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MissFae 0

Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex? We're gonna see your wife posting here next...

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ajscott 0

She was referring to the, "Whose your daddy?" screams not the sex. Hopefully your insurance will cover the therapy sessions.

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KingAwesome 0

This story is funnier if you swap the positions of the wife and the daughter.

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RenoEnvy 0

To #8- its called common courtesy. Parents should wait till they're alone to do that. It really scars children. Its not about 'minding their own business.' Because she also has the right to be in her own home, and not hear her parents going at it. Its a respect factor. So next time, try keeping it in your pants till your child goes out, or is at school. =)

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Eorlas 31

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Oley 27

100% agreed! When the kids start paying bills....Then they should sit down and have a talk

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midnightm16 24

You've gotta be ******* kidding me. "You don't pay the bills so you can just listen to us have sex." yea you two are idiots.

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Eskiimo_fml 0

Probably not scarred the child but maybe disturbed them in a way that they cannot look at their parents the same way ever again... EVER!

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karagarren 8

I've walked in on mine having sex by accident. didn't bother me at all. they should be able to have sex when they want. kids can go outside or turn up the music. at a certain age kids should be mature enough to know that yes.. parents also have sex. get the **** over it

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bandaidstations 28

I doubt that age is during the middle school years

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holynemesis1208 3

why are you answering your phone wil having sex? looking for an excuse to end early?

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Puolukka 4

Um...he never said that he checked the textmessage WHILE he was having sex...he could have read it afterwards,...it's not like it's disappearing if you don't read it right away...plus textmessages say what time they were sent so he could have easily done the math and figured out that it was sent during sex...even if his phone was silent and he didn't even hear the textmessage... But yea dude, that SUCKS...next time wait till your daughter is not home or be more quiet ;)

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

That is how the FML read a though. For all we know they did check during. We won't know for sure unless there is an update

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King_of_Kings 3

just sit down with your daughter and have one of those "talks"

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LMFAOsabrina 0

Keep it in your pants until your daughter is out of the house xD

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Failercoptor 0

i like the way you think #15

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