Stop

By dad - 03/03/2009 22:28 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
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MissFae 0

Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex? We're gonna see your wife posting here next...

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dammn 0

LMFAO #11 . umm wait till shes sleeping ? it would suck if i heard my parents having sex .

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skeez_fml 0

i feel bad for your wife if you're answering texts in the middle of sex. and what do you expect? no kid wants to think that their parents actually have sex...and they definitely don't want to hear/see it. i hope one day she is having sex and you hear here doing it...maybe in a couple years though :)

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Bunbu 8

Yeahhhhhhhh. You deserved that 100%. At least have the decency to wait until your children, the babies you raised, you changed their diapers and put them through school are out of the house. Disgusting. I hope you hear her having tantric, amazing sex one day.

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carriealana 0

agree with #5 and #6.

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LifeScrewsUsAll 0

"why were you checking texts in the middle of sex?" CLEARLY PEOPLE he was recording it all on his phone. hahahahaha Deserved - but how embarassing lol

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commonsense 0

YDI for checking ur texts while having sex

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Spitfire_fml 0

Goddamn, man! Wait til she's out the house! Come on! That is funny. I imagine it wasn't so for your daughter. I feel bad for her though.

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foraz 0

@53: Cybering on WoW doesn't count as "perfectly normal, run-of-the-mill, sexually active college student." Also, have fun with figuring out what "perfectly normal, run-of-the-mill, sexually active _______" means in any case. Unless you stick with "It means what I says it means."

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