Stop

By dad - 03/03/2009 22:28 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 401
You deserved it 83 212

Same thing different taste

Top comments

MissFae 0

Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex? We're gonna see your wife posting here next...

Comments

@15- Agreed. Having had such a situation myself, I know this to be true. It's just freaky for a kid. @16- Get over yourself. There's no data to give, as I'm sure you well know. It just is scarring.

Taihen 0

@53, agreement there. It would have scarred me for life to have heard my parents doing it. That in being said, one daughter. If you have more I can see it being difficult getting in time alone in the house with your wife... but with just one daughter, wait till she's on a sleepover or at school or something. Or wait till late at night when she's asleep.

#53, just like her parents have a RIGHT to have sex when they want? Like somebody else said, they probably don't get to do it as much as they like. Let them have their moments.

LOL! I love it! Your daughter rocks. But seriously, why were you checking your phone during sex? Kinda weird.

#16.... Really? Research? Its called COMMON SENSE. No one wants to hear that! And if you MUST, parents, BE QUIET while you do it. Use discretion. Put the TV on. Something. If not, again, wait till your daughter or son is not home. This is all I have to say in the matter.

abcdefgh_fml 0

Dude your daughter definitely does not want to hear that shit! ewww be quieter or wait till she is out of the house or something!

DUDE, your child is 14 - it IS disturbing for them to have to listen. Im not saying NOT TO have sex but out of respect for your kid you can be quiet. I've had amazing "quiet" sex before. The fact that she heard you means you were just too loud. Be a bit more creative next time and keep the tone down, no one is saying not to have sex to all the disgruntled parents in here, but we are saying you should respect your children. It sucks that you don't seem to. Cause btw saying "Its my house and i'll do whatever I please" is a TOTAL lack of respect for yourchilds space. You want to live the "its my life and i'll do what i want" thing? then don't have kids yet. being a parent means respecting the family you create and giving them a safe and comfortable environment. If you're having sex loud enough for your kid to hear then you really aren't providing a comfortable environment for your child are you? I thought the little girl was funny.

Maybe she heard the springs in their bed Squeaking

Sean123 0

ur retarded " HEY honey lets have sex with our daughter is in the house and while we at it lets leave the door open and wear microphone" " and lets have her friends over too" u diserved that one but hey lets hope she makes the same mistake u did if u want to control her