dad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ed5509
Chesapeake, United States
Revelations
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
MGZ
United States
Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
OhFseriously123
Italy 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Oops54321
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
angrymother
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
All kinds of wrong
Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML
awskme
France 🌶️ Spicy
Disrespectful
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
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MissFae 0
Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex? We're gonna see your wife posting here next...
Edmund_Dantes 0
"in a minute!"
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FPsLife 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
When a teen is paying rent money or contributing anything to the home other than their attitude, then maybe we can even broach the idea of them setting their parent's sex schedule. If you actually did check it during sex, #4's reply would have been best.
thinkpink 0
#16-it kind of scared me when I was little, not gonna lie, mainly because I didn't understand what was happening. But once I figured out what sex was...the scariness went away. So some kids MAY be semi-scarred, but they grow out of it. This girl, being old enough to text, was just being immature. Think about it. That's so awkward. I would rather die than acknowledge that my parents are doing it, let alone TEXTING them about it. I'd just go hide downstairs until I knew the coast was clear, then come back out later pretending nothing happened, or that maybe I wasn't even home when said sex was being had.
truelyawesome 0
it's not imature to not wanna hear your parents banging
you_suck 0
when you hear her having sex send her the same text and she will learn how crappy it is to get that text
Jimboom 12
Do you think this is related to this? -> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080911203419AAf8pjU Still... better for her to txt stop then to txt "Don't stop... I need another 2 minutes if anyone's going to pay for this on-line" Or "Keep going... I've almost hit the spot over here"
berryfondue 0
#27- D: !!!!!!! @ the last thing
watupyo 0
Might have been weirder if the wife isn't the kid's mom...the OP said "my" daughter, not "our," so it's possible?
Tucatz 0
Been there myself. My daughter has heard me having sex with my girlfriend. I try to either do it when she's out of the house or late at night and be quiet about it, but there's only so much one can do. As for scarring the kids- think about the people all around the world who live in single room huts. Think the parents wait until all of the kids are gone from the hut before they start having sex? Or, for that matter, the people who settled the American west- they would have had very limited privacy. This sort of prudish thinking is very recent and is rather disturbing, to be honest. Why shouldn't kids think of their parents as sexual beings, as long as they don't have to witness it firsthand?
truelyawesome 0
parents didn't get it on as mych then
fmobus 0
You may get your revenge easily. In a random day, when you're at work and your daughter is at home, text her "stop".
Betty7 0
As awkward as your story is for you, it brought me some good laughs. And I agree... revenge is on its way (though I sure hope you have to wait a couple years to get it).
LeBelleVie 0
thats extremely rude to do to your daughter dont you at least have the decency to wait until shes not home?? wouldnt that be a revelation. grow up. asshole.