Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
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Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 39
Smart kid. She seems like the responsible sort.
flockz 19
scotch tape isn't safe enough. as her mother i hope you suggested duct tape.
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Comments (203)
IBIoodXploSiVE 3
they couldve been enjoying some fresh air
SithHunter09 2
As long as that's not what she uses for protection in the future.....
chandlerbelacic 17
And you raised that dumbass? What the **** man, she's retarded or something. Jesus...
Sugar7Plum 5
Well at least she was trying to be responsible.. That's a plus
AwesomeMe124 9
not sure if its a good thing for her to know anything about sex at her age. I get being in the dark isnt the correct answer either but that's a bit too much info for a kid
7yzzFML 17
Seriously? My school gave us full sex ed at that age and it was perfect timing, we already knew alot about it but we had alot of facts mixed up, so it was very important they got cleared up! If a kid doesnt know this stuff by 11-12 then they are either homeschooled or have irresponsible parents. At highschool the only kid who didnt know all the facts about sex in year 7 was a mentally retarded kid.
carminecris89 13
11 sounds kind of young to be kissing a boy. I don't know why people think this is adorable. Her using protection comment is a good indicator that she's aware she's being naughty. In a few years I don't see this kid being well behaved.
scr_sensei 14
Cute.. but a sign that your daughter needs some real information about sex and all that it entails. She obviously already knows a lot about it, but she also is obviously confused about what she knows. It's too late to "protect" her from this kind of stuff — she'll learn it either way. Would you rather it came from you, or from a source whose facts and overall message you have no control over (probably her peers)
BananerzFresh 12
That is cute. At least you know she will be responsible.
Taurus_ChicKa 36
First kiss at 11 years old? WTF is this world coming to? What happened to girls not getting kissed until at least 13? God!
7yzzFML 17
Please tell me you are being sarcastic...
BigSexy123 11
Pft. That's not even that bad. At least she's not having sex.
Bebbo_fml 21
11 years with a boy in the house... My mom wouldn't even let me have guys over. Even when my brother's friends came, it was always in an open and easily viewable room from the kitchen where one of my parents would be.