Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
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Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
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Quest_ 13
I'm sure that the 15-year-old working the drive through is really sorry to hear that your mother is never coming to visit again.
wordnerd42 0
That's a McRipoff.. not to mention McAwkward for you.
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Comments (209)
scooter50 12
most of the time I only charged ppl if I was in a bad mood or they rubbed me wrong but they've been charging for years
rowanzora 3
It's 25 cents lol.
sodapop83 14
thats the exact same thing my mom would do -_-
zakk69 0
that shit musta been serious, I guess she wasnt "lovin it"
leopardk 0
Lol, and this is why I ******* hate my job. Also, we don't usually charge the extra 25¢ unless someone's a real bitch. Clearly, this woman was one of those bitches.
lantern 6
Haha so true. I usually just add the extra condiments without an extra sauce charge unless the customer is rude to me.. ******* drive through sucks.
MRSsquarepants 0
I work in an ice cream shop and getting bitchy ass customers who just wanna pick a fight sucks. Alot.
yaknowiverse 0
WTF. this reminds me of my mom.
pleasebitch_fml 0
Good, that ***** bad for you
nazrat40 5
It's funny, we have to charge you for that, or get bitched at by managers. Either way, employees are screwed.
lantern 6
Exactly.
newburton13 26
Look on the bright side. You'll all grow up healthy.