Intimacy: Stay classy

Stay classy

By kimboslice106 - 08/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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By dab1230 - 07/02/2013 00:26 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML

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You deserved it 42 649

By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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You deserved it 17 969

By hannax - 16/08/2016 17:26 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I was spending the night at my fiancé's house. He knew my period was about to start, so he asked if he needed to put a tarp down on the bed. He was dead serious. FML

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You deserved it 1 720

By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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You deserved it 7 182

By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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You deserved it 4 862

By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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You deserved it 2 125

Mr Loverman

By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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You deserved it 309

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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You deserved it 4 169

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML

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So good

By shelby124 - 15/08/2012 16:31 - United States - York

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

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You deserved it 39 952

nicospec 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:05

How about playing Uno?

mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:06

he likes you for one reason clearly. now you get to decide if you want to be with a person like that or not.

Comments

sky22_fml 7

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:45

What a jerk! Guys just don't understand that cuddling is always nice to....

hcovballer247 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:59

uhm I wouldn't want my boyfriend to sleep with me if I was on my period.. I agree with him

IbanezSprinter 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 7:12

sounds like a real winner there... I guess that all guys think about that though although some are smart enough not to say it.

bobbyh1125 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 7:23

damn he's dumb !

whosechairisthat 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 7:27

your typical male.

OhCondor 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 7:40

159. Such an intelligent thing to say.

zombiegurl101 4

Thursday 9 June 2011 8:53

I agree!

fakeurlove 1

Thursday 9 June 2011 9:03

You deserve it for having an inconsiderate bf.

qwacktastick 8

Thursday 9 June 2011 9:06

159 - Or if you weren't an asshole, you would understand how a descent persons mind works.

rasta_pasta 4

Thursday 9 June 2011 10:21

I love how women consider any man inconsiderate if he doesn't jump to place himself in potential trouble for something as banal as cuddling. And if you're going to say that her family was out I would suggest you read all the FML's in which the boyfriend is chased out to see that him testing his luck for this would not be to his benefit. Or potentially his long-term health.