Contraception and Love: Spotted

Spotted

By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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Faithful

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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Always prepared

By Anonymous - 23/11/2025 20:00

Today, I was going to have my first overnight with the guy I’ve been seeing. Upon learning I'd packed my own condoms, he told me it was vulgar, unladylike, and suspicious that I had them. When I pointed out that he had condoms, he said, “Well yeah I’m a guy. I’m supposed to have those.” FML

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By DosSantos - 03/08/2017 00:30

Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML

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Kinda sus

By Heartbroken - 03/04/2023 16:00

Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

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Please do it

By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 18:00

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By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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Considerate

By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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ieatdeadbabies 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:09

Sounds like he's planning on doin some side business too

danmmcd 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:12

right... straightening out his room as a favour... lmao

Comments

Janah_the_ENP 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:14

"The guy I have been seeing for over a year...?" You've been dating for a year, and you don't call him your boyfriend? Also, I say YDI for going through his stuff. You don't know why he took the condoms along, you just assumed it was to screw someone else. Maybe he thought you were crazy and would stab holes in them or something because you wanted a baby. You never know.

stacianichole 2

Friday 8 July 2011 15:43

snooping < cheating

boogieman145 3

Monday 8 March 2010 0:21

Better a cheating boyfriend than a boyfriend that gets strippers pregnant.

heyred 11

Monday 8 March 2010 0:22

Are you exclusively dating? If so, ask him about it. YDI for "straightening" his room.

CharliePoops 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:25

YDI for snooping around his stuff...

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:28

he's so thoughtful :) he didn't want to make a baby so he could make one with you!! ^^ he's a keeper!!

sorcerersinger 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:30

he's probably just ******* the people he's in business with.

benen 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:34

yeah I doubt u were cleaning out his room u were probly snoppin

Anteezy 7

Monday 8 March 2010 0:35

Big fat lie: "while straightening out his room as a favor", It should have said: "while I was snooping around in his room looking for some hidden dirt".