Today, I received a text with my last name spelled wrong. A short conversation revealed he got my number from me, through Tinder. I don't have an account, but he insisted he knew that I like it "hard and rough." He knew my first name. I still don't know how he got my phone number or name. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML
Today, I was texted by a number that their "date" had given them. I replied that they'd got the wrong number. She then sent me a picture of herself and started flirting. I was suspicious about this, so I ran her photo through Google image finder. Her "photo" is apparently used by scammers. FML
Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML
Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML
Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML
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kdgsmiley 23
Sounds like a prank to me, OP. Got any friends with a tinder account?
pugpuggy 21
Oh, Tinder...
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Comments (61)
ariasmake1 9
I say you meet this guy in a dark ally, alone. He sounds like a nice guy.
dkeeler 5
someone played a terrible joke or prank on you. or someone really doesn't like you.
butterfingers583 21
I think one of your friends finds themselves funny.
sarcasmwins 24
A jealous ex perhaps?
Yovany27 9
The question is, do you like it hard and rough though?!
Drakone 9
Shimmerslut is that you?
fmyhardon 16
Who uses your last name in a text? I've been texting for many years and do t think I ever used someone's last name.
patrickbeast3ga 3
Two of my friends got into an argument and one of them posted the other's name and number on some gay-hookup app. It's sounding like something similar happened to you. Sorry OP!
pike1346 3
Pranked
beeferjay 34
Find out who did it, then put them on Craigslist personals. And, send pizzas to their house, lots of pizzas