Today, my girlfriend came home and spontaneously wanted to have sex for the first time in about a year. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and had just came from an AA meeting. She reeked of alcohol, I couldn't get hard because of it, and she got pissed at me. She says she won't be spontaneous again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had had sex while sober for the first time in years. It was really awkward, bumpy, and I kept on apologizing for being so terrible. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years dumped me because my refusal to go out drinking or get wasted at parties with her makes me "too boring". Thing is, I'm a recovering alcoholic. I'm over one year sober and I don't want to risk relapsing again, yet she expects me to choose between my health and her idea of fun. FML
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML
Today, my wife of twelve years got drunk and told me the best sex she’s ever had was with her first ex after they broke up. FML
Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
Today, my girlfriend made a patronising post on Facebook, "to all you guys out there" saying how having sex with a drunk person is straight-up, 100% rape. I pointed out that she's had sex with me several times after I've come home drunk. That pissed her off. Now I'm single. FML
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saifnaqvi11 21
If she knows you are a recovering alcoholic and still comes to your house drunk then you need too find someone better then that.
thefaekitten 29
If she knows youre recovering, then shes a bad girlfriend. She shouldnt have been pissed because of that.
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Comments (74)
EpicGoatman 16
Tell her the reason why you couldn't have sex with her is that you couldn't stand the reek of alcohol protruding off of her. If she says it is still your fault, then it might be time to reevaluate your priorities.
TheNewGuy03 29
I rarely will EVER advocate this, but you need to get rid of her. She doesn't give two ***** about you. She KNOWS you're a recovering alcoholic (and if she doesn't, it's even worse for her). In short, she's pissed of at YOU for something SHE could have controlled. That's always bad. And just to clarify: you haven't *spontaneously* had sex with her in a year, or at ALL in that year?
TheAspieDork 27
Maybe you two need to see a counselor of some sort because if she's getting drunk around you then that's really disrespectful
Echosnow 15
Keep strong!
Steve97 32
You should've asked her to do it in the shower to get the smell off
tomvertigo 17
She does not respect you or your disease. Sorry man, hope she wakes up and realizes what she is doing to you.
TweetAnne 13
Keep up your sobriety OP. Alcoholism is a serious problem and I'm glad you are doing something about it. As for your girlfriend if she truly cares about you she should be supportive. It's disrespectful for her to come home in that state when you are trying to do better. If she doesn't recognize her mistake then she may not be the one for you.
smoothies14 32
This is just really sad, OP... I'm sad she treats you like that.
wow2mylife 25
try to talk to her again this morning
kayayye 22
that's just sad. congrats on the recovery from alcoholism but tbh you might want to find a nicer and better girlfriend.