Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I've heard some weird reasons before, but "My future self told me to" is a new one. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
The curse of the number 13 lives on... Better get your rabbit's foot and 4 leaved clovers out.
Welshite 40
Poor guy. It seems like her death really affected him. I think he needs to go to grief counseling; it might help him.
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Comments (107)
imdabess 9
He'll have his own show about talking to spirits one day... or just be that one crazy guy that chases you down the street screaming about talking to the dead. sorry op..
Nicostream 16
How come this level of stupidity haven't turned out yet in the past 4 years?
ashleyyybrooke94 9
the dude is crazy. obviously.
dblogic 19
I can't believe people are getting thumbed down for thinking op's boyfriend is lying. Do you guys actually think that is for real? They've been together for 4 years?! More than enough time to get past grief issues. And then he dumps her over a dream? Come on!!! Sorry OP, that had to have been very insulting & hurtful.
qwertyu_ioplk 9
good thing you espcaped then, he sounds like a nut job
Ghazzie 7
Your life doesn't suck. And him leaving you now is going to keep it from sucking. At least with that loser.
aliw12 2
that's crazy and messed up..
AGuyNamedI 7
Maybe the dream is the manifestation of him never dealing with her death? Either way, sorry to hear OP.
doodlebug33 20
it must be 12:00 (cuckoo cuckoo)
angeluv_2014 22
Whoa sorry you wasted four years op but there had to be prior signs of weirdness