Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I've heard some weird reasons before, but "My future self told me to" is a new one. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
The curse of the number 13 lives on... Better get your rabbit's foot and 4 leaved clovers out.
Welshite 40
Poor guy. It seems like her death really affected him. I think he needs to go to grief counseling; it might help him.
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Comments (107)
lifeofpie25 16
call steve :)
sophien_fml 6
Just an excuse to break up with you...
lostfaithinpppl 19
Is he on drugs?
worldclassrager 41
Unlucky thirteen...maybe he'll have a good amount of bad luck...
DWynter 11
Well . . . Good thing you found out now? I'd hate to be married to some one like that, and then one day have him say, "Need a divorce. My girlfriend from when I was 13 is contacting me."
superdom 12
Nuts
grashopper8 7
He's going through some serious messy paín, but it's not your job to fix him. Find your own personal peace and thrive on that, no matter what happens.
IT_Nird95 9
Some of y'all sound like emotionless jackasses. How does it make a person a "whack job" to still miss a deceased girlfriend? Regardless of how long its been.
monkiki62 5
Its not heartless its being realistic. Missing the dead is okay. But when you leave a healthy long term relationship for someone who is dead...well that just doesn't make sense.
MermaidAnnariea 10
#24, i fell in love with my boyfriend at 13/14, and we've been together now for 6 years. being young doesn't mean it isn't real love.
DeBoss 8
What!! RUN GOD DAMN... RUN... He will be a psyco some day!