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By signupsheetfail - 12/08/2009 19:02 - Canada

Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML
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DeathShad0 1

FYL since your neighbor can't seem to tell the difference between a real gun and a paintball gun.

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matt5055 0

First of all OP is a dumbass for shooting paintballs in a backyard, also for calling them bullets. And second it is a natural reaction to assume he has a real pistol because it's a paintball pistol, not a full size marker. Most of the time they have clips to feed the balls in and usually are black. From a distance you can easily mistake it for a real gun. Especially when you're a trained killer and instinct kicks in. You're not going to wait for him to point the gun at your face and shoot you.

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matt5055 0

First of all OP is a dumbass for shooting paintballs in a backyard, also for calling them bullets. And second it is a natural reaction to assume he has a real pistol because it's a paintball pistol, not a full size marker. Most of the time they have clips to feed the balls in and usually are black. From a distance you can easily mistake it for a real gun. Especially when you're a trained killer and instinct kicks in. You're not going to wait for him to point the gun at your face and shoot you.

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xxMiiNii 0

Hahahaha. Why wouldn't an ex-soldier not tell the difference between a real gun and a paintball gun? Fake?

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TaiKaliso 0

ahahahahaha, that's to good.

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drimpossible 0

1) generally the detrimental effect of a Type I error when confronting a possible firearm (assuming the gun is fake when it is not) outweighs the benefit of correctly assuming it is not fake 2) He isn't a cop. Particularly if he is a veteran, his first concern would be his own safety. 3) How long would it take you to determine whether it is real or not. Enough time to get shot?

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RideOorDiee 0

Ahahahahaha were you pointing it at him!!!? Ahahahaha diee bitchh

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17xVampx17 0

LOL Mr_Tuff_Guy you made such a retarded comment an anon corrected you.

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Phelps81 0

You sir, are an idiot for 3 reasons. 1. Calling it a GUN not a MARKER. 2. Calling them BULLETS not PAINTBALLS. 3. Not wearing a mask while firing a paintball marker. If you had been, you would have taken it off and put down your gun in the process. Stop being a dumbshit and ruining paintball's reputation for people who really play it as a competitive sport.

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chipmunk95 0

wow your retarded and why would you ever buy a paintball pistol? they costs pretty much just as much a proto slg or g3 depending on which one you get plus its not even worth the money.

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