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Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, my 3-year-old niece brushed my hair, making sure to be gentle so she wouldn't hurt me. When it was time to brush the front, she made sure to meticulously brush my mustache. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
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MrBond007_fml 6
at least it wasn't her ass hairs!!
redbluegreen 41
I can imagine most women with chin hairs would make an effort to get rid of it, preferably before anyone else sees.
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pimpcakes2 11
Rainbows and unicorns, not so much...
CallMeHush 1
Tomorrow you can shave each others backs!
redbluegreen 41
Gasp! I thought that sort of intimacy was reserved for lifelong partners?
CallMeHush 1
What is a little back-hair between sibs? If you can't have a nice primate grooming ritual with your sister who can you do it with? I'm sure eventually someone will point out that it sounds like only one is hairy but you know the old saw, the wookie doesn't fall far from the tree.
redbluegreen 41
This is giving me Star Wars meets the Boleyn sisters visuals. Blech.
CallMeHush 1
Welcome to my world, be happy we rarely see the sun here.
allmidnighteyes 11
Or, they could pluck each others' backs. Get every little one, one by one.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
First the chin, and now the back? What's next? Two sisters plucking each others' pubes using tweezers held by their teeth?
allichap2012 0
This convo wins ;) lol!
chrstygrl06 10
Chin hair? I've never seen a woman with chin hair..
redbluegreen 41
I can imagine most women with chin hairs would make an effort to get rid of it, preferably before anyone else sees.
chrstygrl06 10
Lol well I could see that, I messed up the wording, but did have a good laugh over it. I meant I've never heard of it being possible for women to have chin hair:)
allichap2012 0
It's possible for women to have mustaches so beards are deff possible :/ You can grow hair anywhere looooolz
Mikkagandahan 4
Chin hair? I actually plucked my mom's armpit hair when I was younger :p and I think we bonded through that as well :p one major disadvantage of being the only daughter :(
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
How about butterflies and cute wildlife?
donnatones 0
Ewwwww
mimiRawaar 0
at least they're not yours!
my2centsworth 15
It could have been worse. There could have been mutual hair pluckage.
taelorrae011 0
maybe your sister's a guy?
Maubinlol 0
Gross e.e