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Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, my 3-year-old niece brushed my hair, making sure to be gentle so she wouldn't hurt me. When it was time to brush the front, she made sure to meticulously brush my mustache. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
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MrBond007_fml 6
at least it wasn't her ass hairs!!
redbluegreen 41
I can imagine most women with chin hairs would make an effort to get rid of it, preferably before anyone else sees.
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Comments (69)
alexavb15 4
Lmao Thats Funny
sweetiepie1896 8
well its better than giving her q bikini wax:)
figmo 0
Nobody likes a whiner. Until this post you likely had someone who would shave your back when you needed it. Hope the FML ego boost was worth it.
kurato 6
lol, so that what girl call it. Us guy just call it a beard.
pinkballoon 0
Honey please! I had to rub Nair on my sisters butt. She thinks she has a hairy butt...idk
matt692009 0
I read 'Bondage Moment'
pikausername 0
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Amilli97 9
My mom makes me do that -.-
sydharks 0
What does this have to do with your life being ******?
SkoomaKi 28
Work on it! You guys could become best friends. Terms and conditions apply.