Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him, "Hey, I like your balls." FML
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Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I was bowling with a woman I like. At the end of the night, I was trying to decide whether I should ask her out. I went up to her and said, "It was fun bowling with you." She said, "Thank you, Patrick." My name isn't Patrick. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, I went bowling. I noticed a 10-year-old holding an iPod Touch which had the exact same customized case with my name on it as my iPod that was stolen a year ago at the same bowling centre. Even better, the parents yelled at me for accusing him. I got kicked out the bowling centre. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML
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redbluegreen 40
I'm sure he understood what you meant after he thought about it. He probably hears about his balls all the time.
woahZERO 0
i would probably say that when the ball is distracting me.
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Comments (118)
BiggieA 0
I'm sure he understood...
lol_seriously 0
Smoooth.
comewinter 0
that's what she said.
ollievah 0
this is probably going to be reallly obvious, but what does OP stand for? I cannot work it out!
LifeInTheShadows 0
original poster...i think
blackdog_fml 0
i bet you've said that before, huh
whomajigi 0
Option 3: No one cares. I will remain bitter until my explosive diarrhea at WORK story gets posted instead of small minor embarrassment things like this.
YourImaginaryFri 0
well some things don't get posted because they're a bit too drastic or descriptive...
ImTheAlpha 30
109: Andy Biersack pic. //_^ Made my year.
Stunt_fml 5
Not a YDI or FML... you said a phrase that's common vernacular in a bowling alley. Very similar to a golf course, which is definitely the dirtiest of language in the athletic world. Better luck next time.
ElDiablo_fml 0
That's not a FML....thats more like a lame pickup line that works. If you were smart you should've started talking to him if you're single
jasey_rae 0
this isn't an FML in the least. it's not funny and at all. if you get embarassed so easily then I feel really sorry for you.
I2OI3 0
This is only an FML if you're a dude that's repressing your homosexuality, so when you have Freudian slips you say. Wahh I'm gay, FML!