Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him, "Hey, I like your balls." FML
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Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I was bowling with a woman I like. At the end of the night, I was trying to decide whether I should ask her out. I went up to her and said, "It was fun bowling with you." She said, "Thank you, Patrick." My name isn't Patrick. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, I went bowling. I noticed a 10-year-old holding an iPod Touch which had the exact same customized case with my name on it as my iPod that was stolen a year ago at the same bowling centre. Even better, the parents yelled at me for accusing him. I got kicked out the bowling centre. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML
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redbluegreen 40
I'm sure he understood what you meant after he thought about it. He probably hears about his balls all the time.
woahZERO 0
i would probably say that when the ball is distracting me.
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genius_man16 0
#40 the former will never happen and the moderation system is just terrible, so the latter will never happen either this site is just going down the tubes.
realggirl 0
So what? It's obvious what you meant.
planetearth 0
"Today, I went bowling by myself because my friends stood me up, AGAIN. I was bowling next to this group of kids about my age who seemed to be having a lot of fun. One of the girls came up to me and I thought she might ask me to join their group, but instead she just said "I like your balls", walked away, and started laughing with her friends. FML"
hustler123 0
haha I would probably say the same thing.lmfao but i would probably mean it.....hahaha just kidding i think :P
PTB 0
Wow this totally not even close to an FML. I bowl and I have a few balls myself and if someone were to say this to me at a bowling alley it would be common sence, unless you were totally obviously checking this guy out
Dragonmouth 4
He'd probably like that.
kfnnnp 0
Could have been worse. You could have asked him if you could hold his balls to see how heavy they are.
kellster 2
*yawn* I'm sorry, was there a story here?
plexico 3
A guy bowling by himself? When he returned to his room in his parents' basement, he undoubtedly masturbated while thinking of your comment!
padfoot_fml 0
Funny as ****, but not an FML, just embarassing