Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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tooGee24 0

he was in a hard situation can't blame him for it

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jay4who7 0

nice,but it's kinda hard to talk you're way out of that one!

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saltycookies 5

haha I wonder what the fine is for something like that

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vballer123456 0

seriously what is the fine for that or is it jail time?

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rciccone 0

SHE BAILD HIM OUT!!! JAIL DUH!

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Lol I bet he was wearing a trenchcoat when you picked him up.

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Y_U_19029 0

Or he looked like your pic when she picked him up.

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JacksonCampbell 9

21 you should go to jail for your picture

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Don't be hatin'. For all you know this could be a photo shoot for Playgirl.

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xJASMINEx 0

I'm pretty wet just lookin at the pic x3

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Senseless_487 29

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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misfitSuperStar 0

21- This pic is BEYOND disturbing!! I thought u were Ron Jeremy at first...and that AIN'T good...but you're WORSE!!!! =0

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Haters gonna hate.

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SeeBrendenBurn 0

FirstBornUnicorn, you win at this conversation. (:

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CoolAsian 0

#178 you look like that guy from hangover I forgot his name.

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Sharpie23 7

this reminds me of Chapelle show when that guy busted a nut on the bus haha

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HeatherXCore 0

Kid got caught in the bathroom jerkin' it at my school. I don't understand how they can't wait lol.

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hebes331 0

sometimes u just gotta do what u gotta do.

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

When I was in seventh grade, this one kid actually masturbated during class.

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HeatherXCore 0

Just imagined a guy going at it "Oh god geography gets me hard!". god damn you anti flood.

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HeatherXCore 0

Just kids and being sexual these days is weird to me. A girl in 7th grade got caught giving a boy a ******* in class when there was a movie showing.

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jay4who7 0

one of my friends jerks off in random places,just to see if he can get away with it. I know it's creepy,but he also has no girlfriend.(I wonder why) lol

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NameTitleHere 0

Some people do it for adrenaline and do it in public because of knowing the fact that you can get caught..

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RedPillSucks 31

sigh... Kindergarten, during "nap time".

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HeatherXCore 0

105- My cousin has a friend like that. He's no longer allowed to be alone in her house.

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HeatherXCore 0

147- Yep. It's going to reach there too. They won't know what they're doing but they'll do it. anti-flooooood can suck it

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gawddddd 3

Yeah. This guy in 8th grade was masturbating right next to me during class. It scarred me for life :/

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rawrgoesthedinos_fml 0

dude, some people get hard in class, they gotta jerk off man.. or else, bonner in class? embarrassing.. XD

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pancakerocks 1

thats weird wanna give me one in a movie. jk. anti flood blows. damn u

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Arsonnist 3

Shouldn't you be happy that he's showing public affection?

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sk8erd 15

12 is right he was prolly thinking of you.. and really everybody who says this is awkward well don't deny ppl. I do it too just not in public places like school bathrooms,work,street etc.

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Spastastic 6

"just not in public places". That makes all the difference.

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FYLDeep 25

That's just wrong. Dump his ass.

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FYLDeep 25

There's certain things that just aren't meant to be done in public.

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FYLDeep 25

There are* Sorry about that.

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