Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML
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Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, we recently found out I'm infertile, and I thought we were both devastated, until my partner posted a drunk video to Facebook, basically celebrating that we will never have, "crying, nappy-shitting, soul-sucking, bank account-draining little sods." FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement when my doctor told me that I was infertile. Apparently, I’m now “useless” to him. When I mentioned adoption, he basically compared it to suggesting Pepsi when you want Coke. Seriously? FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
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Top comments
Jaywin 3
He was pretty insensitive if he knew you wanted to have kids. Although the no condom thing is good news.
Jem0_0 0
He's just looking on the positive side
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Comments (230)
moosey1234 0
i'd be crying my eyes out. . .lol at least he's looking at it as glass half full! =D
GuilleParra 0
I don't see the FML here. Your boyfriend is made of pure win. LOL
lobstar 0
If a girl told me that I'd probably ask the same thing :/
GrapefruitZoe 0
Aww, I'm sorry about that. Some people don't want kids (like me). Look at it this way, when/if you decide to start a family, you can help children in need, and you won't have surprises before you're ready. Still sucks if you wanted kids though, honey. I'm really sorry, I wish that didn't happen to the people who want children. Guess you'll have to make the best of it. I think your boyfriend was insensitive, but he might not have realized that you really wanted children. And, #6, if it's an exclusive relationship and neither have STDs, then condoms are not necessary.
BigLord 0
Agreed with #9 or #10... unless that was the first thing he said and he was happy afterwards. Hey, you guys can still adopt you know. Unless your bf was serious, in that case eff him.
Allis0nB 0
That must be the worst thing in the world to find out (I can't wait to have kids, so I can understand), and then to have your boyfriend say THAT...I'm so sorry. :(
aeris_fml 0
::shrugs:: If I was a guy, I would have asked the same thing.
mauhavok 0
hey, my aunt was told she was infertile, she adopted a child, two years later she got pregnant
Seegtease 0
Sucks for you, but if he didn't want kids (which I think you should have known if he did or not), that's pretty much the response I'd expect. Sex is much better without a condom, particularly for the guy.
Loe_307 0
So why can't you still have a future with him? If kids are that important there are options.