Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML
Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
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Hawk42 16
It's been 4 years.
patrickeli 15
They're clearly not thinking about you at all... Why think so much about them?
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PlaynDoc 2
Let it go, let it go, I can't hold it back anymore!
Badkarma4u 17
Next time just let her rip. What are they going to do tell everyone your butt makes noise when you poop? Or that your poo smells like poo? Imagine how you would react if someone came to you with that.
syed121417 22
I had never understood the stigma with pooping at school. I mean, you're at this facility for about 7 hours a day and we're human beings, after all. Same thing with farting. I don't know, it just bothers me that society has put a taboo with a natural function of the body. Sure it's not "clean", but that's why you flush and use the seat covers.
mrd1997 19
I used to have an extremely nervous bladder, and would do the same thing. I would get yelled at for taking too long in the bathroom, or I would hold it in and Never go until I got home, which is unhealthy might I add. Or I would go during another class. But now I don't even care. I just let it all out, and not even care if it can be heard. Everyone needs to do their business. It's better than holding it in and having an upset stomach. And if someone were to make fun of you for taking a shit, something that is very natural and everyone needs to do, you look at that person and go "what're you five? Everyone *****, grow the hell up" and walk out.
Trikzta 6
if i gotta dump at school i take my phone and my speaker and ill bump some bone thugs or something really loud haha
shinikageWolf 15
I really hate the people that walk in, talking on their phone. Like really!?
maddyylion 16
When I was in the hospital I held it in for 5 days for this very reason.
fobgirl10171 16
Do you have the electric hand dryers? Girls at my school turn those on when they go to use the bathroom and you can't hear anything.
Xeivan 15
OMG just deal with it. Nothing pretty about going to the bathroom. The rest of the world poops too you know.
whymejustwhy123 0
I thought i was the only one