SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
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Vaetrus 0

"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?

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SizeMayVary 0

Your an idiot its a basic bodily function.

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pelican2 0

You're an idiot, he was a troll (also it's You're not your)

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nazooer 11

He was a "troll" and your a grammar nazi. so i will now use my worstest grammer too innoy your stoopid ass f00l

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urmomluvsme 0

It's f00ll, not f00l

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lovemehobo 0

OMG LOLOLOLOL that was awesome... talk about thinking on the spot... now offer to clean it before he notices your shit is in there

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b182link 0

why would she offer to clean the litter box, that's suspicious..

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lifeinhd 3

Maybe she's a vegetarian, and as such has pellet poop.

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f_u_u_f_f 0

Sorry, but vegetarian poop and meat-eater's poop doesn't look that much different. I know, because I was both at various times in my life.

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fmlxt 3

lmfao.. had to 'scop' ur logs? ur lyf suks ydi though for not calling sum1/geting a plunger.. pooping is normal..

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jarhead321 0

it's difficult if you are using an itouch

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music87 14

It's not that difficult with iPhones/iTouches. I have an iPhone and it has autocorrect if I happen to misspell something.

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redbluegreen 40

Yet another trap set up by a boyfriend to try and bust the myth about us girls.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

So true. Damn them, when will they learn? OP was just a rare exception :/

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redmusketeer 1

i've read something similar where a girl was at her boyfriend's house and his toilet was broken so she went in the litter box...sound familiar?

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reader101 0

if you're so concerned about your bf seeing your poop why didn't you just cover it with extra toilet paper then tell him his toilet isnt working....

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AliciaS_fml 0

then he has to plunge it, possibly squishing it up! plus adding enough toilet paper to cover up the 'logs' would only make a clogged toilet worse.

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SizeMayVary 0

hahahaha ive clogged the toilet at my girlfriends like twice.. i just walk upstairs and grab the plunger and take care of it while she just chills and watches tv waitin for me hahaha

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EMR_fml 0

And this is why "Low Flow" toilets suck. 1.7 gallons of water isn't nearly enough to get your shit down the drain. Back in my day we used 3.5 gallons and the toilets never clogged. Environmentalist nut jobs trying to conserve water have doomed us to a life of toilets the don't ******* work

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greeneye_fml 12

Hey moron, with a low flow toilet just flush more than once. This is about a toliet NOT WORKING. Go fill up your SUV or something.

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null_fml 11

No, #21 is right. Low-flow toilets suck. "Flush more than once"? Are you kidding me? That's exactly the problem. Flushing a low-flow twice is just as much water as one regular toilet, and any more than that is wasting MORE water than you otherwise would have.

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fxdxhk90 0

Greeneye, he is absolutely right, modern toilets clog very often because of the low water pressure going through them. So shut up, and go hug a tree.

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andreophile 0

Flushing toilets twice isn't the same as having a larger capacity toilet. That's not how the bowl siphon mechanism of the toilet works. Check out this article to know why: http://home.howstuffworks.com/toilet2.htm

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ElliexMarie 0

Lol @ you guys talking about toilets. ((:

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ohmanz 0

this is such an ydi.. ydi for being embarassed about ur poop ydi for scooping it up ydi for burying it in the litter box and u are SO gonna deserve it when boyfriend's parents find out

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