Today, I went to the mall and couldn't find a parking spot. After circling around for 20 minutes, I finally saw a shaded spot in the uncovered parking lot area under a tree. It turns out, I'd parked under a coconut tree. I could tell from the coconut planted into my hood. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML
Today, I finally found a parking space directly outside my apartment after driving around for 20 minutes. I celebrated, parked, and walked upstairs. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my car running with the keys still inside. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I'd forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun. The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shed a massive branch on top of my new car. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML
Today, I drove to the airport and parked in extended stay. As the plane was going down the runway, I tried to spot my car. I found it very quickly, as the car alarm was going off and all its lights were flashing. FML
Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML
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Top comments
evangldbrg 0
Put the coconut in the car and shake it all up... not perfect, but it will work.
pommeblossom 0
Coconut mall - MarioKart
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Comments (77)
gummibehrs 4
The coconut was planted in your hood? Your car is a flimsy piece of shit. Did your car sprout a coconut tree?
Wankster 0
This ain't a FML. If it fell on your head and it knocked you out in the parking lot then this would be a FML. what a waste
lesliehalverson 5
So getting your cat smashed by a coconut isn't fml worthy????
claireyyy 0
BE GRATEFUL FOR THE FACT YOU LIVE WHERE THE COCONUT TREES ARE AT!
your_face 15
...So there was a coconut RIGHT above your car, a big enough one to fall and damage your hood, and you didn't see it and realize you were parked under a coconut tree...? Was that the only coconut in the tree? Bad luck, man ):
your_face 15
You should be more careful with your choice of words. To wit: 1. I don't see any mention here of the OP's skull performing any sort of sexual acts. I don't know where you got that. 2. Fictional refers to a genre; a better word here would be fictitious, meaning fabricated, or made up. The story's not necessarily made up. It's just as likely that the OP is just unobservant.
your_face 15
If I really thought anyone on this site liked me, I would lose all self respect.
Pinoy101 0
i filipino too!! lol
cheetahboo2010 5
Umm...why was the coconut PLANTED into your hood? Why didn't it just roll off, is your car so delicate that it dented it? Lol.!
waterynuggets 0
Kinetic energy fail.
8trickster8 0
[ ] Your life is ******. [ ] You deserve it. [x] WHO THE **** CARES.
mohit88 0
Wich mall has a ****** coconut tree planted at the parkin lot?
PandaPandaPandaX 0
One in the Philippines. Now you either have the choice of brushing up on your spelling and grammar or removing yourself from the site.
oh_holy_fuck 0
sorry, but YDI for not knowing what grows on PALM TREES, dumbass.
pommeblossom 0
Coconut mall - MarioKart