Today, I went to the mall and couldn't find a parking spot. After circling around for 20 minutes, I finally saw a shaded spot in the uncovered parking lot area under a tree. It turns out, I'd parked under a coconut tree. I could tell from the coconut planted into my hood. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML
Today, I finally found a parking space directly outside my apartment after driving around for 20 minutes. I celebrated, parked, and walked upstairs. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my car running with the keys still inside. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I'd forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun. The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shed a massive branch on top of my new car. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML
Today, I drove to the airport and parked in extended stay. As the plane was going down the runway, I tried to spot my car. I found it very quickly, as the car alarm was going off and all its lights were flashing. FML
Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML
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Top comments
evangldbrg 0
Put the coconut in the car and shake it all up... not perfect, but it will work.
pommeblossom 0
Coconut mall - MarioKart
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Comments (77)
Aurvandil 0
At least you have a coconut now. They're delicious.
Zomlette 0
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.... *doo-doo* There they are, standing in the road... buppity buppity Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head... *whistles*
weeeasel 0
On the plus side: Hey! Free coconut!
poopinator 0
Really? You parked under a coconut palm. And you live in the Phillipines. First time out of the computer room? I'm from freaking Canada and I've been around enough to know better than to sit underneath a tree that grows cannonballs. And for everyone else - yes this does happen, but it probably just put a big ol' dent in the hood and rolled off. It's your own fault though, about on the level with parking your car on the beach at low tide.
TomKandRachelS 0
Probably didn't know it was a Coconut tree!
dannthemannxx 0
do you live in Hawaii?
0ptimisticprime 0
take iit home =]
0ptimisticprime 0
this person lives in the philippines
TheDarkCynder 2
The monkeys did it!
bitterflew 3
coconut accidents: yu neva see them about to fall =D rare incidents i say