Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend. There were some tents set up out the back so we decided to go in one. When we came out we got weird looks. It turns out my friend had turned on some lights behind the tent, showing a huge silhouette of me giving head. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
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ndawgg 6
This is both a FML and a YDI. FML because everyone saw it, but YDI for giving head at a party, even if it was your boyfriend.
anthrodraco 0
Bwahahaha. That sucks. (No pun intended)
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Comments (48)
Judgment99 0
Yeah well, ***** don't do well in life.
defferwa 9
Who said she was a ****?
hungergames222 4
It was her BF. she's not a **** or a *****, it's not like she was doing it to every guy at the party. She was doing it to her boyfriend!
Glam_fml 0
Yeah, because she is obviously a **** for giving her BOYFRIEND head. So what if they saw? Most couples do sexual things together.
Spagneti 0
In public it just seems a little desperate. Why couldn't you just wait?
paramore96 0
ew dick. in. mouth. ew maybee????
jrad1982 0
how is that desperate 34? you obviously don't know how to have a good time every once in awhile. pull that pickle out of your ass and do something random and exciting before you die. she gave her man head in a tent at a party. cheers!
alissa222 15
It's extremely trashy to give head at someone's party, in my opinion.
firenighthawk 3
YDI for being a *****
Rijii 0
Oh, go **** yourself. Seriously, if the boyfriend had posted this FML instead and said "everyone saw my GF giving me head", nobody would call HIM a *****. They're together - couples do things together. She deserves it for doing this shit at a party, not because she's a "*****", you dumb ****. That's okay, though. You're probably just a very bitter person because nobody wants to suck your dick because your face looks like a ******* boulder.
pickwick716 0
You're a ***** too
YankfanZZTop22 0
LMFAO it does look like a boulder
silly_kate 0
shit! how do you get a face like a boulder? lmao! anyways, OP's not a ***** for giving her boyfriend head! For **** sake, if they're together, how the hell is it slutty?
OHnathanIO 4
You jealous?
longday13 0
ohhhhh I feel ur pain me and my gf got caught and FYI it doesn't make u a ****!!!!!!!!
blondegirl_fml 0
How did you not notice the lights turn on?
mrose57 0
Asshole. Get a room.
beannlove 7
technically, they did. they went in the tent, but unfortunately for them they didnt notice the light displaying their sexual activities.
shootingstar8D 0
Ydi and eww his skeet and pee dirty weewee was all up in to mouth
ClumsyAmy 0
Wow. Your immaturity astounds me.
movies12 0
Why would u give your boyfriend head at a party. Also ur friend is a major douche for doing that. FYL and YDI.
laurellkawes 31
The friend didn't know that's what they were doing since normal people don't do that at parties
Thompson34 0
im really horny and also incredibly small down below, any takers?
twi_freak 0
yeah ;)
eperry84 1
LOLOL!!!!!!!! You like back guys??????