Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML
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Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML
Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me all about how his parents sat him down last night and had a 20 minute talk with him about how I'm the biggest mistake he'll ever make. FML
Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML
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Top comments
wilbur1979 0
what's there to talk about? you just get it out and whack it in
Bl4ck_1c3 2
I haven't got it yet... my parents must think I'm ugly...
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Comments (61)
tyfani916 0
You should really consider a new boyfriend, i mean, did he not learn anything in Health class or sex-ed? Something like that? lol
lynnia_ithappens 0
I asked for the sex talk when i was 11... My mom told me to Google it... And now I'm waiting for a pizza guy to show up at my house while I'm wearing a maid outfit coincidentally. ): Dumb ****.
baseballfreak97 0
my parents think I don't know anything but I know a lot more than I should for my age
Paprikaas 13
Your profile says you're 30 hahah
Quyzl 0
Indeed, this is a golden opportunity disguised as religious/education fault.
blahblahduncare 0
"What's there to learn? You get a boner, put it in her ******, and pee in her." "Pee in her?" "Yeah. unless you don't want to get her pregnant. Then you pee on her leg."
wickedgames 5
False. Having the sex talk with your grandma is awful. Especially when she goes into detail. >.
MyWorldAway 0
How long was this talk? IS there a age gap between you 2? were you still able to get some? just curious :)
mk58 31
OP, you can chalk this up as experience for when you have kids.
rameses1210 18
That is a failure of the educational system right there
KobeLebroJordan 17
Lol I learned in first grade from kids on my bus