Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML
Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me all about how his parents sat him down last night and had a 20 minute talk with him about how I'm the biggest mistake he'll ever make. FML
Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML
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wilbur1979 0
what's there to talk about? you just get it out and whack it in
Bl4ck_1c3 2
I haven't got it yet... my parents must think I'm ugly...
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Comments (61)
egginmegan 0
...my sisters boyfriend is 23..
PurplePigeon 0
and...? did you post something I missed? or just throwing a fun fact out there?
garlicjr08 0
her sex talk was probably the lame *dont try any of this with me talk* if I was ur man I'd bounce u Probably suck in bed
birdfreak 24
my parents will never have a sex talk with me
kayvan 8
This isn't really an FML. That's kind of cute actually. :-)
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
tmine haven't given me that talk.... that know that I kno too much about it ;)
RedPillSucks 33
Hah. My parents version of "the talk" was... If you get someone pregnant, I'll kill you. I just recently learned that oral sex is not just when you talk about it. I think my first time, I had on 3 condoms, and made sure the girl had an IUD, was on the pill and had that sponge thing. Never can be too careful since they're not all 100% effective.
love6love 0
sucks for u :P
dickbombay 0
make sure he knows which hole(s) to use):
hobo_lowbo 0
#26 are you gay? that comment sounds so gay
TheWhiteSpectre 0
Ummmmmm.....how old r u? If ur even close to his age they should have given u the sex talk yrs ago!!! I had mine when i was 12