Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
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iknow_fml 0
dont worry, Shell Want you even more now.
christoper 0
She probably thought it was cute. Also, don't ever watch Bambi.
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streetsoccer135 0
What guy cries in lion king?
R2K 0
God damn man. you know what you have to do now, right? Have her watch you bench press a grizzly bear in the woods butt naked. Good luck.
fuzzyrat1 4
Wat guy cries for the lion king grow up time to be a man I got hair on ur peaches or wat
funkimonki 0
awww haha!! i usually cry at that part but if i was the girl i'd probably laugh out loud!! but i'd wanna see you again and maybe next time we can watch Grey's Anatomy together :)) on the serious side that is sooo cool! i like boys with a sensitive side, its sexy! oh i'd still laugh, a little, but id cry too
ToV_fml 0
Like alot of people have states, no big deal, some girls like that kind of thing. If is she doesn't, then they probably still won't mind anyways
funkefan 0
I am a 20 year old woman, and I still cry every time I see that movie. Don't worry about it.
blacklagoon_fml 0
"Now I'll let you in on my little secret... I... killed... Mufasa...!" "MURDERER!"
ringleboben2 0
Pussy
crazy_sexy_coo 0
lol did she hold you and stroke your hair
eatyouroatmeal 0
Wow way to go