Love and Kids: Selfish

Selfish

By Anonymous - 31/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 18:18 - United States

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Mystery

By Anonymous - 17/07/2016 14:51 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML

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By Totallyscrewed - 10/02/2013 05:17 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

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Men and their balls

By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 05:01

Today, five years after the birth of our last child, my husband still hasn't gotten the vasectomy he swore he would get. He wouldn't let me get my tubes tied, because it was "the least he could do," but when I ask about it, I'm a nag. FML

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By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

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Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML

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By how the fuck did this happen?! - 11/09/2018 04:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML

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Follow the lifescript or else

By IZK - 23/09/2021 14:00

Today, I once again had to explain that my husband's vasectomy was because we really don't want children, and that, "but you can always adopt or try to undo the vasectomy" isn't an appropriate answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 22:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML

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Diawar 2

Friday 31 January 2020 18:31

time to mess with his head- tell him your pregnant!! Let that ride for a good 2 months and talk about it EVERY CHANCE just to watch him sweat

guiltyschuldig49 12

Friday 31 January 2020 18:32

I think it’s time you have a conversation on what his expectations were for you two. If you wanted kids and he knew that and STILL didn’t tell you, you may wanna rethink your relationship. Sounds to me like he kept telling you it’d happen cause he wanted more sex.

Comments

AmbrosiaFan 18

Saturday 1 February 2020 16:30

He should have told you that from the get go. Sorry to have you find that out after marrying him... especially if you've talked about having kids while you were dating him.

TomeDr 24

Saturday 1 February 2020 21:14

That’s grounds for a divorce or annulment.

J15237 25

Sunday 2 February 2020 0:48

Did you talk about kids together before getting married? Prehaps he just didn't want to break your heart? I feel bad for you that he has been stringing you along and making you feel like its your fault. That part of things is really wrong.