Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
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Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, five years after the birth of our last child, my husband still hasn't gotten the vasectomy he swore he would get. He wouldn't let me get my tubes tied, because it was "the least he could do," but when I ask about it, I'm a nag. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML
Today, I once again had to explain that my husband's vasectomy was because we really don't want children, and that, "but you can always adopt or try to undo the vasectomy" isn't an appropriate answer. FML
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Diawar 2
time to mess with his head- tell him your pregnant!! Let that ride for a good 2 months and talk about it EVERY CHANCE just to watch him sweat
guiltyschuldig49 12
I think it’s time you have a conversation on what his expectations were for you two. If you wanted kids and he knew that and STILL didn’t tell you, you may wanna rethink your relationship. Sounds to me like he kept telling you it’d happen cause he wanted more sex.
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Comments (14)
AmbrosiaFan 18
He should have told you that from the get go. Sorry to have you find that out after marrying him... especially if you've talked about having kids while you were dating him.
TomeDr 24
That’s grounds for a divorce or annulment.
J15237 25
Did you talk about kids together before getting married? Prehaps he just didn't want to break your heart? I feel bad for you that he has been stringing you along and making you feel like its your fault. That part of things is really wrong.
Karina Contreras 6
Wooow that’s not ok