Sex, Awkward, Parents and Intimacy: Scolded

Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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You deserved it 5 457

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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You deserved it 20 691

By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 16:56 - United States

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 045

You deserved it 10 315

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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You deserved it 23 246

By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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You deserved it 4 974

By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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You deserved it 3 655

Dad jokes!

By Chels - 11/05/2011 05:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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You deserved it 5 315

Tense dinner

By bittenbyadonkey - 28/01/2011 17:23 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 570

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 379

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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You deserved it 6 191

amberbby69 6

Friday 8 January 2010 9:46

I hate mothers like this. It's not like if you were having sex by yourself. If she's gonna yell at you, she should be yelling at her son too. I would've just walked away, lol.

thatssomeBS 9

Friday 8 January 2010 9:34

my mom would probably ask the girl when she was planning on having kids... you have it easy

Comments

kimberquat 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 0:40

umm sucks for u!!!

MaliciousMiggyYo 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 5:43

how about we all shutup and enjoy the site. kay?

thisismitch 3

Saturday 9 January 2010 6:24

Id give you a high five too... Unless he was ugly...

jmateo_95 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 7:14

that dad is my nigga

leadrunner751 3

Saturday 9 January 2010 8:38

dad is cool

toxicavenger89 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 10:10

that's a badass dad lol

Reality_bites 14

Saturday 9 January 2010 10:22

OP, as far as the mother is concerned you had sex in HER house and she walked in to hear it. So thats why you got the lecture. Not because you had sex with her son, not because you might have had sex in her house before but because she caught you at it and she will never see that roomfurniture the same way again. Parents know their kids have sex, just like kids know their parents have sex. Its just its not something that you want to know about. In these cases ignorance can be bliss.

wow18 3

Monday 11 January 2010 17:52

Wow you and many others totally missed the point of the FML. She is upset because she got a lecture from HIS(her bf) mom and he got a highfive from the dad. He should have also gotten a lecture or a little more because HE is the one who knows the rules his parent's have and who owes more respect to his parents. Instead it was okay on his part and the responsibility and blame for this action was put on her.

rachiestarr 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:04

damn i hate women like that.

saladgirl123 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:51

**** that bitch.

FromHell_fml 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 3:43

Well your lucky she didn't kick yer ass, cos if i was her i would've. C'mon man, be a bit more respectful..go to YOUR house and ****. See how yer parents would like it. Biitch.