Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

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Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
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amberbby69 6

I hate mothers like this. It's not like if you were having sex by yourself. If she's gonna yell at you, she should be yelling at her son too. I would've just walked away, lol.

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thatssomeBS 9

my mom would probably ask the girl when she was planning on having kids... you have it easy

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tokyohenjin 0

"Sexual intercourse"? Were you getting banged in a doctor's office or something?

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namhowell 6

I hate those annoying parents with the "disrespecting the house" comment.

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firecopy 6

uhhh are you guys stupid. Most middle schools in America have classes that are called sex Ed, human growth and development, or health.they define it as sexual intercourse ususally in your first year because sex has different meanings. (Yes I do go to a public school)

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kiljoi 0

the mother sounds a little wacky to me. I know my gf and I have been heard before by parents n no one has ever been so mean to embarass us thankfully.

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measishouldbe 17

My bfs sister tried to embarrass us with sex telling her parents we been doing it but failed miserably because it turned out everyone could hear her and her bf going at it instead.

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perdix 29

Oops! Sorry about the double standard. Girls who have lots of sex with lots of guys are *****, while guys who have lots of sex with lots of girls are heroes. Sucks to be you. Signed, Society

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esh_4 0

well at least this wasnt a generic fml where the dad told the son he could do better while the mom bitched at her. im not even gonna pick a side

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oyashiro 0

i agree #31 its like if a key opens any lock its a master key. but if a lock is opened by any key its just a shitty lock

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

You are a shitty person.

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gatorgrl1988 0

sexual intercourse? really? how old are you forty? its call sex hunny

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Spac3Ghost 0

ok, lets have sex....how unscientific =)

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CoolStoryyBro 0

Its also called sexual intercourse "hunny". They mean the exact same thing. Two different people prefer two different things then deal with it, dammit.

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ElizabethNL93 20

112, it's a lost cause.. The ones that know it as "sex" are just going to bitch and moan so you might as well let them.

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somepartsareme 0

I bet this guy called it sexual intercourse 'cause he's got this nifty thing called free will. I hear it's a pretty great thing to have.

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