Scared for life

By Mary - 16/02/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, like most days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice, but this time he brought this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family "brave" enough to go fetch our cat's gifts. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML
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lynsieloowho 0

animals do that because they like you. kind of like a " look what I did mommy" sort of thing

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Raegron 4

You save the snake's life! My hero! :p

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babybubz 0

I agree.. if you weren't bit it's really not a big deal. ...and I'm pretty sure it wasn't an ENORMOUS snake.. like a cobra or a boa constrictor...

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

This FML sounds like codenames for the actions in a good porno.

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p3rfect_ins4nity 0

...or ur just the stupid one in the family FYL!

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daniisme 0

haha. 17 win. agreed. and snickers, do u comment on EVERY SINGLE fml?

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MadaZer0 8

I know I do! Got a problem with that bitch!?

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MadaZer0 8

I thought you said you were 84 :P You life is over~

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MadaZer0 8

D: I thought you were kidding

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lickmyjock 0

Oh I bet you are wrong babybubz... it's quite huge... ;-)

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swagga0n1oo 0

your lucky you don't live in the amazon otherwise the snake would have been bringing you your cat.

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thoughtcrimeno1 0

In soviet Russia, snake brings you dead kitty!

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purplemnm 9

in a minute, I smack you with dead kitty!

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MadaZer0 8

Oh shit!!! XD Thats the funniest thing you have said the entire day Jock!!!!

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whelping 0

snick u fail in general haha

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daniisme 0

duh, of course I do. gawsh. lol jks but snickers picture is ingraved in my brain because if her commenting D:

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MadaZer0 8

Your picture is ingraved in my penis because of all the times I've seen YOUR pic... And that was only twice!

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null_fml 11

*engraved :) Normally I don't bother correcting people but this was a two-for-one special I just couldn't pass up.

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MadaZer0 8

Oh my bad... Thanks man~ I probably looked like an idiot there~ :D

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MadaZer0 8

Says the guy who spells "you" with only the letter "u"...

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