Love: Run away, fast

Run away, fast

By gullible - 21/02/2010 02:38 - United States

Today, I travelled across an ocean to visit the guy I'm dating. He lied to me about his apartment; he lives in a dorm with a twin-sized bed and a bathroom he shares with eight guys. Just now, after taking three trains from the airport to his "apt", he asked me to edit his essay while he goes to class. FML

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You deserved it 8 599

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By stupidgirl - 30/09/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML

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You deserved it 14 177

By Sally - 31/10/2018 22:00 - United States

Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML

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You deserved it 1 332

By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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You deserved it 32 336

By GoAggies - 21/06/2016 17:11 - United States - Herriman

Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML

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You deserved it 2 511

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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You deserved it 3 615

Squatters' rights

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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You deserved it 174

By Stranded - 17/07/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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You deserved it 6 763

Thanks for noticing

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 02:35 - Brazil

Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

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You deserved it 9 643

Classy.

By Alexis - 15/11/2017 23:00 - United States

Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML

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You deserved it 677

Your love is cancelled

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, and for the past few weeks, I've been dating a new guy. Things were going well, we had planned a romantic weekend getaway, but when we got to the hotel, we found out that our reservation had been cancelled. The hotel was fully booked, and we had to spend the night in separate rooms at a sketchy motel. FML

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You deserved it 156

lolsomuch 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:08

Ah that really sucks.He sounds selfish and obviously you can do better :). Goodluck

dudeitsdanny 9

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:10

If it's an online relationship, I'm sorry to say you kinda deserved it. if you knew him, and he simply moved away, then FYL.

Comments

oneforme 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:10

well while your there wait til he goes to sleep and then straddle his face pull down your little panties and then poop letting a big turd slide right down onto his face . then wipe yourself and get up and leave

WTFLMFAOFML 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:18

WTF IS OP?

heyred 11

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:38

Leave. If he lied about something so seemingly insignificant, can you really trust him?

Lisa89 3

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:13

He sounds like a bit of a douche. But I think that's cool you travelled all that way for him :).

sweetestchic 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:28

save yourself a headache and dump him! what a loser!

strawberry6826 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 15:27

leave him? spend the rest of your vacation at a hotel or sumthin. improvise!

Whiskan 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 15:53

Well maybe you should stop hooking up with people online. You say you loved him but quite obviously didn't know him. No offense, but this is entirely your own fault. You deserved it.