Rude boy

By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 19:16

Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
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Welshite 39

I still call it duck tape because I use it to tape the mouths of quacking idiots like that guy. What a bird brain.

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devildog562 33

You should have popped that douche in his mouth . Any guy that talks like that deserves an ass whooping.

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cr500guy 11

What an ass. I wouldn't correct an adult like that much less a small child.

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cherrycokelove 8

I would a nutted the moron and then when he fell to his knees I woulda let my kid knock him in the teeth

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lmbachman 23

Douchecanoe = funniest thing I've heard all day. And I'm a whitewater kayaker and my fiancé is a whitewater boater, which makes it all that much funnier.

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taurosx3 2

You should've told that guy off. Wtf? Stand up for your daughter.

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xluciferx666 21

If he had said that to my daughter he would have been knocked flat on his Ass then I would have made him apologize. No reason to talk to a child like that ever

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fml_user_314 6

there's a brand called duck tape so she's kinda right

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ameliaruth09 15

so inappropriate beyond words. makes me so mad. how dare he

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Angelkisses130 26

...you mean it's not called duck tape...?

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dark_angel4121 12

There is a brand of tape called Duck Tape.

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shelzykid 12

There is a brand of duct tape called Duck Tape, but no the name of the object is not actually duck tape, although it sounds like it.

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