Rude boy

By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 19:16

Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML
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Welshite 39

I still call it duck tape because I use it to tape the mouths of quacking idiots like that guy. What a bird brain.

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devildog562 33

You should have popped that douche in his mouth . Any guy that talks like that deserves an ass whooping.

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CA4495 17

Some people really need to grow up. Also, there actually is a brand of duct tape called Duck tape, so I guess your daughter wasn't technically wrong lol.

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gintwinsmoore 20

should've punched him dead in his ******* mouth for speaking to ur daughter like that. period.

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Phylo_fml 17

Maybe the man was talking to the mother, as in for "teaching" her daughter the wrong thing.

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Roskosity 22

Doesn't matter. Talking to anyone like that is abhorrent.

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hamrtym 15

should've punched him in the face and said, "she said duck! next time maybe you wont get hit!"

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dragonkisses28 25

So, if I'm reading this right, this guy called your 6 year old a ****? Had it been my daughter, the respondents to the call for help would have had to scrape his bloody, mangled carcass off the floor. And the walls. And the ceiling.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

And drag you to the loony bin, don't forget that part.

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dragonkisses28 25

It would be worth it. They might even give me one of those pretty white jackets. I can hug myself as I stare blankly at the padded walls and recall memories of how many horror movies start or end in this way. I will have time to contemplate how my nurse vaguely resembles those at Silent Hill.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Damn, you put a surprisingly positive twist on being put in a loony bin. Kind of makes me wanna go batshit insane...

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buckdharma 36

My comment was going to be how the mom should have found a large man that looked like he'd enjoy hurting someone like that, but I'd get you. :)

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lexa1love 16

Go insane! Go insane! Throw some glitter make it rain! Maybe blood instead of glitter, both would be fun I imagine.

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Tonisha1989 11

I totally agree #17. You insult my family especially a child it's war. I would never let anyone tell that to a child. Even if the child wasn't related to me if I heard it I would have stepped in and corrected his ignorance.

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L4DYSYN1573R 2

What carcass? There are pig farms everywhere and they will eat anything but teeth, which could have collected after the first few blows and my daughter could string a necklace while I finished the job. LMAO but seriously what a prick

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TomeDr 24

What a horrible man!! And there is a brand of crafting duct tape that's called DUCK tape. Poor little girl got a life lesson.

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Florentina 17

What a horrible man to say that to a child. About tape as well, of all things. If I was that kid I would've balled my eyes out too...there's no need for anyone to be so spitefully miserable for no reason. Sorry OP, FYL :(

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amb95x 17

Let's hope this "****" doesn't breed.

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ordinarygent 14

*motherly instincts kick in* *slaps middle aged man*

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