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By anonymous - 15/06/2011 18:00 - Canada

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 22:00

Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML

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By stupid drunk bitch - 24/02/2016 18:37 - United States - Cobleskill

Today, my roommate made out with this guy I kind of had a thing for. It wasn't a big deal to sober me, but drunk me wasn't having it. I drank half a bottle of vodka, punched a hole in a wall, and cried while laying on the floor. FML

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Tori Amos?

By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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Who'll tell him?

By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 12:00 - Japan

Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML

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By BrokenHearted - 04/07/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML

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Not such a happy ending

By JustJared - 15/09/2021 05:00

Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML

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mylifesucks305 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:07

ur a brave kid and a good friend

YOREALLY 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:07

Aw thts really sweet how you kept ur promise (:

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Softballchix4 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:38

you should have hooked up with her.

jcy6290 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:40

Good job brotha

ATLforever7 6

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:40

That's actually really, really sweet. A lot of guys would have taken advantage of her.

d3p02 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:41

haha loser!

kai_ngo 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:42

Seriously?

sleepereffect 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:44

your a good guy

izzabella43 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:50

:'[

Saritteh 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:53

my boyfriend would be pretty mad if I got drunk and went to friends/partys without him.

kalovang 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:53

just do it. she won't remember

thelittlebeast01 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:54

HEY RETARD MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT AND NOT TOLD

TheJashinist 8

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:55

Aww, that's sweet of you, OP! :)

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