Love: Roomies

Roomies

By anonymous - 15/06/2011 18:00 - Canada

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 22:00

Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML

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By stupid drunk bitch - 24/02/2016 18:37 - United States - Cobleskill

Today, my roommate made out with this guy I kind of had a thing for. It wasn't a big deal to sober me, but drunk me wasn't having it. I drank half a bottle of vodka, punched a hole in a wall, and cried while laying on the floor. FML

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Tori Amos?

By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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Who'll tell him?

By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 12:00 - Japan

Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML

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By BrokenHearted - 04/07/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML

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Not such a happy ending

By JustJared - 15/09/2021 05:00

Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML

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Thursday 16 June 2011 0:07

ur a brave kid and a good friend

YOREALLY 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:07

Aw thts really sweet how you kept ur promise (:

Comments

crzy4life 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:20

that's very nice of you

pepsitwist30 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:20

and vancouver will lose the cup. bad night for you :(

alexxss_fml 10

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:21

seriously there needs to be more guys like you. you are a great person OP. hopefully you two will have something in the future

oqt 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:21

you are the sweetest guy ever!!! she's lucky to have a friend like you, I wish there were more guys like you in the world, if the world doesn't hate you then you should get her in the end buddy, just keep on being the sweetest best friend

Shadow4i5 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:24

well u'd be considered her GBF, congratulations but at least ur trust worthy

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:25

You'd have to stop her from cheating on you anyway.

kai_ngo 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:30

You're an immensely honorable person! People like you give me hope for the world. FYL of course, but it was worth it. Many kudos to you my friend!

coldsteel106 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:34

Truth comes out with booze. Once she's single she's all yours.

mariet_fml 23

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:35

I think you should tell her what really happened. Just say, "You were being really flirty." You don't have to give her the nitty gritty, but it's better than if the three of you are hanging out, she gets drunk, and starts nuzzling you in front of her boyfriend. If she knows, she won't drink so much.