Today, I vacuumed my car as I'm trying to sell it. After the interior was clean, I sprayed some air freshener. The chosen smell was "new car". I think they mislabeled it, as my car now smells like urinal cakes. I have two potential buyers coming tomorrow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cleaned my entire house. Ready for a fresh finishing touch in the bedroom, I grabbed the Febreze and lightly sprayed over my clean bedding, carpeting, and clothing. Then a pungent odor hit me. It seems someone forgot to label the bottle when they filled it with vinegar instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought the garbage can in our kitchen smelled bad. Instead of cleaning it, he had it equipped with a Wunderbaum. Our entire house now smells like "New Car". FML
Today, I bought a used SUV that had fairly dirty carpets, that got even more dirty as I drove my two daughters around. I got it professionally cleaned and detailed and it looks brand new, but now my daughters cry and scream as I put them in the clean car, because their favorite stain is not there anymore. FML
Today, I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on my detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML
Today, I cleaned out my filthy car. I found an odd, unlabeled tin under the seat, and opened it out of curiosity. It sprayed stinking juice everywhere and filled the house with a horrifying smell. It was Surströmming, half rotten fish, that someone must have stuck in as a prank. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, when I took off my shoes to change into my work boots, I smelled dog poop. I must have stepped in it on the way to my car this morning. Guess what the floor mat of my brand new car looks (and smells) like… FML
Today, I went to look at a used car I was really looking forward to driving. It wasn't in as good condition as I'd hoped. The seller still expected me to buy it, even after he had to spray in half a can of Oklahoma Choke octane booster just to get it to fire up. FML
Today, it was my first day as a vacuum salesman. While I was demonstrating how well it removed stains, I managed to smear stuff over the area I was cleaning. So not only was I unsuccessful in removing the original stains, I left them with worse carpet than when I got there. FML
Today, I kept smelling the pleasant odor of baking bread while driving around. Tonight, I realized that the smell of yeast was actually coming from a cup of moldy smoothie that got missed and left in a cup holder in the back of my car. FML
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nash1991 20
They make urinal cake air freshness?
amg2011 7
so why didn't you smell it before putting it in?
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Girlygirl1226 7
Maybe next time you should smell it before you spray it...
Miaoudeminou 7
YDI for not testing it out before buying the spray. I thought it was common knowledge that what's on the title is not always the smell. For an example I once smelled a "clean linen" that actually smelled like an old lady that didn't know she was wearing too much perfume. Can I also sell my nail clippers to you for $100? They're dipped in a white gold and they were used by Robert Pattinson. They're worth much more but this is a steal!!!
MLB6 2
Just go 120 on the highway and open all the windows , that helped me get the smell of pot out of my car
ewa9633 6
Wash the car again ? Duh!
Taymah49 7
Are they fresh or dirty ones?
Wizardly01 6
Lol
Zozo_The_Cat 9
I think the OP is talking about those air freshener discs they put in the bottom of the urinals, not urine itself. It's not a bad smell, those cakes, but it's not the best smell either.
jaimejohnson 2
I recommend rolling down all the windows and driving it around for a bit then spraying it with better smelling air fresheners
igotasituation 0
Febreeze should do the trick :)
BiNeko 12
You could drive for a bit the the windows down and then use a different air freshener.