Today, it's my 6-year anniversary with my fiance, but due to a lot of different family issues, I had to drive 9 hours with my dad to go visit them. Long story short, there was a giant argument about bread, my dad stormed out and I'm left to deal with this shit storm. FML
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Today, it was my one-year anniversary with my girlfriend, but instead of celebrating, we had to attend a family funeral with a bunch of people who "don't agree with our lifestyle." To make matters worse, I received my first ticket on the way there. FML
Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, my father, who I rarely see, drove 400 miles to my wedding. I was so happy to see him, until he got completely trashed at my reception, asked me where he could "score some weed" and told me what a bitch my mom was, and how I needed to lose weight. For over an hour. At my wedding. FML
Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
Today, I had no idea my dad and my fiancé's dad are old enemies, until we brought our families together for the first time since we met and COVID rules were relaxed. Long story short, there was a brawl, lots of drinking, a destroyed back garden and we’re not engaged anymore. FML
Today, I struggled through a one hour traffic jam to get to the airport to pick up my dad who was just coming back from an overseas trip. I got there only to find that he had given me the wrong date, and I had to drive home. Best part? I have to do it all over again tomorrow. FML
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
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jbuckets_404 38
Sounds like Dad (and some others?) needs to attend some anger management classes.... :-(
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
You can't have a correct opinion on multi-grain until you've tried mine.
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Comments (16)
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
That's what daughters are for ...
Felice Godin 19
like really gonna argue over bread that is very childish hopefully you patched it wit your bf family
bullsonyourface 20
especially with everything that was going on at the time, yes, very childish, my family is just batshit hahaha
RichardPencil 30
Pumpernickel is the best, white bread is for morons who have no sense of taste, multigrain is overrated and sourdough is for hipster doofuses. That's that, so what is there to argue about!?!?!
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
You can't have a correct opinion on multi-grain until you've tried mine.
RichardPencil 30
Ok, I'd be happy to be proven wrong.😂😂😂
stickyface 16
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6 year anniversary of what? Your first date? Your engagement? That's a bit pathetic.
bullsonyourface 20
no ya asshole, 6 year anniversary of when we first ******, duh.
stickyface 16
Then that's really pathetic.
bullsonyourface 20
your face is pathetic
jbuckets_404 38
Sounds like Dad (and some others?) needs to attend some anger management classes.... :-(
JackFaire 27
YDI Blood is Thicker Than Water you should have been with your Fiance not at your family's place. The family you choose is more important than the family by accident of birth.
bullsonyourface 20
well, one of my favorite relatives is dying and it was the one year anniversary of my cousin passing away so I wanted to attend the celebration of life. so, I was sort of obligated but the shit that went on while I was there made me wish I never went.