Love, Intimacy and Cheating: Nice timing

Nice timing

By hot girl - 07/03/2021 08:01

Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me while I was waiting in an ICU waiting room while he was getting brain surgery. FML

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By Why - 24/04/2016 18:59 - United States - Marlborough

Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML

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By need an appendickectomy - 17/03/2013 20:12 - Finland

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick". He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML

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By Galaxy-eyes photon human - 04/06/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2021 11:01

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. How did I find out? I'm sitting in a hospital room being given antibiotics. FML

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This charming man

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 17:03

Today, I found out my husband cheated on me while I was pregnant. And gave me an STD. FML

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By wtf did he do - 19/07/2015 09:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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By Jessi - 21/07/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 08/03/2021 01:59

Today, I found out my husband was faking his leg injury. I caught him out and about walking just fine, hand in hand with another woman. I’ve been caring for him, holding down the bills, and taking him to an "at home" chiropractor for the past 7 months. FML

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By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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Yeah, just blame me!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 11:02

Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 7 March 2021 9:22

What kind of slutty nurse ***** a guy during brain surgery? Where can I find one of those?

Michael Sawyer 11

Sunday 7 March 2021 18:53

I highly doubt it was the nurse as you are saying. MY GUESS .. The Other Woman showed up to give her boyfriend support while he was in surgery.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 7 March 2021 9:22

What kind of slutty nurse ***** a guy during brain surgery? Where can I find one of those?

vicewinner 5

Sunday 7 March 2021 13:23

Don´t get it. How can he cheat on you if he is in surgery. Dreaming?

Mas Stewart 5

Sunday 7 March 2021 14:57

I definitely need a nurse like that.

Michael Sawyer 11

Sunday 7 March 2021 18:53

I highly doubt it was the nurse as you are saying. MY GUESS .. The Other Woman showed up to give her boyfriend support while he was in surgery.

Rodville 28

Monday 8 March 2021 1:05

More than likely said brain surgery patient said something about it under the influence of medication or anesthesia

tounces7 27

Monday 8 March 2021 4:46

Throw a Junior Mint at his head during surgery, maybe you'll get lucky and it'll improve his personality.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 8 March 2021 9:05

They can be very refreshing.

trashcan_man 16

Friday 19 March 2021 21:02

He was getting laid during brain surgery? That's pretty awesome...well, as long as she doesn't **** his brains out.

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Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

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Nice timing

Same thing different taste

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Deception

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