Risky business

By Sam - 07/05/2021 02:01

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend had one of her seizures during foreplay. She’s fine, but I’m not, she had my penis in her hand and while seizing she squeezed it so hard she ruptured some blood vessels on the inside. I'm now walking bowlegged and on medication to stop me getting erections that might cause more damage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 977
You deserved it 110

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A few years ago a friend of mine was inside his girlfriend when she had one. He had to call 911 so he could be released...

Bubble wrap the penis?

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This is why you should always practice safe sex.

Bubble wrap the penis?

nah I think he means carry a weapon. keeps them safe from tigers. what? he didn't say what kind of safe sex

bleachedraven 14

bubble wrap 🤣

how exactly does one practice"safe sex"

Start with a padded headboard.

A few years ago a friend of mine was inside his girlfriend when she had one. He had to call 911 so he could be released...

bleachedraven 14

😳

I hope everything heals well! I also suggest you avoid mouth play because mouths tend to grind or clench during seizures.

Yeah it could have been way worse... It could have been oral and you could be half the man you used to be