Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Today, I saw my cat lying in the bathroom. A few seconds later, I noticed that he looked like he was dead. After going into a panic and quickly running to make sure he was okay, he woke up and glared at me. Later, he was sleeping in the exact same position, and I once again though he was dead. This cat, I swear… FML
Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
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my_usagi 0
awwwww that's horrible
sammieInsanityy 0
Goodmorning!! poor kitty :'c
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Comments (206)
Lulicah 3
Awwwww, that's horrible!!
rjensen511 0
Chinese food tonight, your place?
TheOtherNewest1 6
This sounds like the opening scene of a movie with Ben Stiller or Zach Braff. You know, those really dark comedies where the protagonist is practically suicidal the whole time (Greenberg/Garden State) Sorry about your cat, though. That sucks.
thatlovelygirl12 0
This has happened to me before...except that it was a rainy day that I found my cat dead on the lawn
alaskasfml 0
you know how cats bring you dead birds as a sign of affection? this is just the ultimate present! :) horrible joke. im sorry about your cat.
itsmisskay 2
Isn't there an FML exactly like this, but instead of the dead cat on the lawn there was a man pooping on the lawn?
broskinoes 0
what a wonderful day for a cookout..
skinollie 0
here in the US we don't eat our pets or other people. silly European dirt bags
FMLsOhilarious 6
No more pussy for you haha. On the other hand, sorry about your cat OP, but that's life. We're born, we live, we die. It's that simple.
Sexyychick26 0
Awww! That sucks!