Animals: RIP - FML

RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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By Harbinger of feline death - 06/12/2023 17:00 - United States

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Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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my_usagi 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 12:01

awwwww that's horrible

sammieInsanityy 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 12:00

Goodmorning!! poor kitty :'c

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nookest 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 14:43

Don't worry. it will be fine tommorrow.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 14:54

Good day to bust out a shovel.

Xmarshall16X 5

Thursday 7 April 2011 14:55

Hmm...how did you know it was bright and sunny if you hadn't pulled your curtains back yet???! hmm!? oyea sowwie bout ur cat

Shadow_Phantom 26

Thursday 7 April 2011 15:11

Yeah, cause the curtains totally block out ANY AND ALL sunlight from getting into the room. Also. Holy sh!t OP, that's terrible... D=

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 7 April 2011 14:58

Once the fried vs baked decision is made it will be.

wassha09 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 15:06

what a great sight to see early in the morning

Snafuusmc 12

Thursday 7 April 2011 15:24

awe that's something you don't write about it brings your moral down!

TempestRain 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 15:26

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MaxH42 2

Thursday 7 April 2011 15:27

Next time, don't bury it in the "pet semetary".

Missfluke 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 15:47

I'm so sorry :( I'm a cat lover and I would just sob my heart out at that. My cat is a house cat though so knowing my luck she would be dead on my bed :(

Randuhh_17 4

Thursday 7 April 2011 16:07

I'm sorry about your cat, the poor kitty. :((

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