Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Today, I saw my cat lying in the bathroom. A few seconds later, I noticed that he looked like he was dead. After going into a panic and quickly running to make sure he was okay, he woke up and glared at me. Later, he was sleeping in the exact same position, and I once again though he was dead. This cat, I swear… FML
Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
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my_usagi 0
awwwww that's horrible
sammieInsanityy 0
Goodmorning!! poor kitty :'c
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Comments (206)
kayPandastyle 15
Is it mean that I leashed out loud? ;p
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Poor kitty..... it was so tired of u it ran outside and killed himself to avoid you... OP, u are a bad pet master!!!
Darklord6980 5
Wake up and smell the rotting flesh....
kadergrl33 0
awwwww that's sooo sad :( I love my kitty
csull356 3
why do you have a dead cat?
Niki0308 0
Happily ever after! Right?
patheticsoul 0
isn't that a good thing? if you don't think so type in "cat" in the FML search bar you'll start to see you're better off without one
AnaCristina_fml 0
Awww im sorryyy!!! poor kitty! :(
d3vil_fml 0
RIP the poor thing will always be remembered as the cat who basked in the sun as the life slowly left its boda
animalover721 3
R u sure it was dead? Maybe it was playing the "pretend to be dead on lawn on sunny day to depress owner" game. U never know.