Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML
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Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Today, I saw my cat lying in the bathroom. A few seconds later, I noticed that he looked like he was dead. After going into a panic and quickly running to make sure he was okay, he woke up and glared at me. Later, he was sleeping in the exact same position, and I once again though he was dead. This cat, I swear… FML
Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
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my_usagi 0
awwwww that's horrible
sammieInsanityy 0
Goodmorning!! poor kitty :'c
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Comments (206)
therealsuperman 0
Don't let the perfectly good kitty carcass go to waste
muchagente 5
dear lord, what would i have given for such a view when i had been living with my flatmates evil cat. sounds like a lucky day to me.
sincerely331 0
OP didn't know the cat was dead...meat heads
3yellowzebras 19
actually if you look at the way the posting had been worded it actually suggests that he did know his cat was dead, this has already been pointed out in previous comments, we know through common sense that hopefully the op would not have left his deceased cat on the lawn to wake up to the following morning hence the fml otherwise we should be concerned :-( make sense now???
cptmorgan15 2
Meat heads? haha
SuckerPunchurMom 0
fail
DjeePee 24
Why do you let your cat outside at night? I know you are absolutely not the only one, but I never understood why people would let their hopefully beloved pet live on the streets.
BIGbadBRIZZLE 0
for eating?
enonymous 8
This comment is in loving memory of "Lawn Kitty" 2010-2011
JenL_fml 7
My condolences. T-T
Bekll 31
What gave you the impression the cat was just a year old?
enonymous 8
What gave you the impression it wasn't under 1 year old? What reason do you think I'm serious? What are you wearing to the wake I'm holding? Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Bekll 31
You're the one who stated a year of birth.
JenL_fml 7
Does it really matter the age? Why take a little detail like that seriously? -.-
GODs_uncle 1
Don't let it stay on the lawn too long or you will have a smelly pussy!
cheerinsaige 0
awww!!:( that's not a happy morning !!!
ilaveyou 0
hahahah
eduardosuritalov 0
at least it was a nice day and it wasnt raining :p