Singing, Insects, Cute and Animals: RIP

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By funnnyyyyy -_- - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Nepal - Kathmandu

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

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By jdancerchick - 16/11/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

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By vw - 20/02/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By Modeon123 - 20/10/2016 10:11 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML

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By danonno - 02/08/2012 21:08 - Canada - Nelson

Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML

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By ohhhgross - 26/10/2009 18:32 - Singapore

Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML

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Doberman101 29

Sunday 2 August 2015 6:08

I couldn't help but giggle at this FML, but I'm sorry your sister doesn't have a taste for your voice. I'm sure you weren't that bad. As for the bug, that's kinda gross. But you would've gotten a lot of protein from it.

denden_mushi 11

Sunday 2 August 2015 6:06

If it flew into your mouth while you were singing, wouldn't that mean that the bug enjoyed it so much that it wanted to become one with your voice? I bet it didn't know that by. doing this it would result in you stopping and its death. FML for the bug. :(

Comments

Omniprism 14

Sunday 2 August 2015 18:12

Just smile and wave.

LegionRapier61 8

Sunday 2 August 2015 18:32

That's amazing! You should congratulate your sister on what could possibly be the best burn I've encountered today. Bravo!

messymessiah 11

Sunday 2 August 2015 21:57

Ha ha ha face it. That was a funny call by your sister. I can see any of my friends or family saying that

mariathehoe 15

Monday 3 August 2015 5:01

When I was 6 I was out camping with my family and when we got there I wanted to appreciate nature and I took a deep breathe and a fly went up my nostril..