Today, I was caught doing it with my boyfriend in a car because we wanted to have privacy from my family. I'm a grown adult with my own home. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we're still living with our parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I'll bet your husband was pissed.
KingSquisher 13
You did it in a CAR for PRIVACY? They're designed carefully for maximum visibility and that goes both ways.
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Comments (18)
sparkledoge 29
As a 20 years old with a mother who thinks i'm still 12, i feel you.
pedinhuh 23
Where you really that far away from your own house???
mrlucky22 18
So you rode his stick shift?
lucasj23 11
I don't understand. if you have your own home then don't you have your own room? and since it's your house I'm assuming no parents.
Emma Marshall 19
Then do it in your house?
alicelouise66 5
if you're a grown adult with your own home I don't understand why you had to do it in a car. this makes no sense
shannon2348 14
I'm confused. If you have your own home what family are you hiding from? Your husband?
wrenavery90 12
If you're an adult with your own home I'm not understanding why you can't be alone there.